The Baroness of Mars

Human adolescent of the female persuasion. Currently ruling Mars from planet Earth. Relationship status: Married to my work, but willing to cheat. Speaks fluent Sherlockian, Gnommish, Bronian, Gungan, Togruta, Standard, and gramarye, and is pretty good at Whovian, Enochian, and French. Hunts feral demons and sparkly vampires in her free time and takes requests and commissions on a local basis when not staking bloodsuckers or destroying the undead. I'll solve murder mysteries any day for you, cutie. Skål!

When your friend gets insulted and the best you can say is

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This movie.

THEY ARE

DON’T LISTEN

THEY ARE POO-POO HEADS
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